Thank you Eva for hosting me today!
I know the holiday season has just begun, but my latest Naughty North Pole book, EVERYBODY Hates Fruitcake is live and available at Decadent Publishing.
If you have read these stories before, I hope you are looking forward to this year’s installment. If not, here is an overview of the series:
Frieda Claus is Santa’s twin sister. A demi god surrounded by horny Nordic elves, every year when her brother delivers toys, she hosts a wild, erotic party at the North Pole. She even holds a contest to see which lucky elves get to spend the day naked in her bed. ANd this year all she wants is cock…..with it’s candy flavored cum!
Pip was one of the lucky elves Ms. Claus picked for an erotic night of pleasure on Christmas Eve. And now he’s crushing on one of the other elves she picked, Erik. With his chocolate flavored cum, Pip can’t stop thinking of him. But Erik usually dates girls. When Santa sends the two on a special assignment, will they make candy flavored magic?
Santa is lonely. He spends all his time making everyone else happy, but in the end, he goes home alone. Can the wickedly handsome Jack Frost be just what Santa needs to warm his bed? Or will the winter sprite’s hatred of Christmas ruin everything?
Notorious playboy Lars with his peanut butter flavored cum has a rule to never fuck anybody twice. But when he gets saved from a yeti attack by the mysterious Rudolph the red haired reindeer handler….he might have to rethink his rules!
Ivan has the bad luck to be the only elf at the naughty North Pole with fruitcake-flavored cum—and he’s not telling anyone. When fellow elf Jimmy hits on him, Ivan fears revealing his secret and losing a chance to have a real relationship with the sexy elf.
After all, everybody hates fruitcake!
Danni’s wife Sheila is the Head Chef at the North Pole. Unfortunately, while Sheila hunts for the perfect recipe for fruitcake, she neglects her wifely duties. So when Ivan tells Danni about his dilemma, she devises a plan to solve both of their problems.
Can these two girls help Ivan realize he is perfect just the way he is? Will Danni’s wife perfect her fruitcake recipe with Ivan’s special ingredient? But most importantly, will Ivan have the courage to take Jimmy up on his offer?
A soft hand caressed mine. “Why don’t you like Jimmy?”
Naturally, Danni wouldn’t let it drop. “It’s not that,” I answered. “I like him a lot, actually. That’s the problem.”
She shook her head, her long black ponytail swaying. “That makes absolutely no sense.”
“Of course you don’t get it.” I brushed a lock of silky black hair off her brow. Her bangs were always falling in her eyes, and she didn’t flinch from my familiarity. “You’re perfect.”
Grinning, she said, “Well, that’s obvious. But it still doesn’t explain why you say you like Jimmy, yet you ignore all his advances.”
“Because I don’t know if I should do anything about it. He’ll just end up being disappointed.”
“I’m still going to go with, that makes absolutely no sense.” She gave me a head to toe once over. I managed a smile when she tipped back to take in my ass and give me a whistle—she was such a flirt. “You’re gorgeous, Ivan. And you’re funny. You forget I’ve seen you take care of those pathetic earthbound reindeer.”
“They’re not pathetic.”
“See what I mean? All the other Dökkálfar in the stables prefer to work with the flyers. But not you. You’re kind and patient. A real caregiver. So I ask you, what would Jimmy have to be disappointed about?”
I squirmed in my seat, unsure if I should tell her, but desperately wanting to. I had not breathed a word of it since I’d arrived, preferring to have my choice of lovers, rather than be laughed at like I had been in my hometown. But something about the sincerity, the kindness in Danni’s brown eyes made me feel like I should trust her. Like it was finally time to tell someone the truth.
“Because I taste like fruitcake.”
Pick up your copy of EVERYBODY HATES FRUITCAKE today! One lucky commenter will win their choice of a book from the previous four in the series!
Deanna Wadsworth might be a bestselling erotica author, but she leads a pretty vanilla life in Ohio with her wonderful husband and a couple adorable cocker spaniels. She has been spinning tales and penning stories since childhood, and her first erotic novella was published in 2010. When she isn’t writing books or brainstorming with friends, you can find her making people gorgeous in a beauty salon.
She loves music and dancing, and can often be seen hanging out on the sandbar in the muddy Maumee River or chilling with her hubby and a cocktail in their basement bar. In between all that fun, Deanna cherishes the quiet times when she can let her wildly active imagination have the full run of her mind. Her fascination with people and the interworkings of their relationships have always inspired her to write romance with spice and love without boundaries.